About me, the most brilliant of semanticians
Sam The Semantician, the one and only, is a self-proclaimed master of the semantic universe. With a background in computer science and a penchant for the absurd, they've created a style that's as brutal as it is beautiful.
My area of expertise is in crafting HTML that's as ugly as it is effective. I can make your website look like it was built by a kindergartener on a sugar high, and still somehow manage to get it to work.
Want to see more of my work? Click here to view my portfolio, where you'll find a collection of the most eye-scoringly beautiful and functionality-defying HTML on the web.