Our Founder

Meet Zorvath, the Guy Who Made Us All Rich (and Also Broke)

Zorvath is a 3-time winner of the Golden Toaster award for Most Likely to Burn Down the Office with His Inflated Sense of Self-importance.

He's also a self-taught expert in the ancient art of Extreme Croquet, a hobby that's left him with several permanent scars.

Our Founder's Favorite Things:

Our Founder's Quote of the Day:

"If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail, fail, and then fail some more!"

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