Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq., M.D., P.H.D.

Chief Medical Officer, Bottomsworth Industries

Dr. Bottomsworth is our team's resident genius, inventor, and chief medical officer. He's a man of many talents, including but not limited to:

• Inventing the world's most complex and least practical medical devices.
• Creating the world's first (and only) line of medical-grade, edible, glow-in-the-dark Band-Aids.
• Developing a system for diagnosing patients based solely on their haircut.

Dr. Bottomsworth is currently working on his magnum opus: the "Bottomsworthian Vortex," a medical device that will revolutionize the field of medicine and probably kill us all.

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