Eliza's Quotes

Philosophy is like trying to drink a gallon of juice through a straw.

Some of Eliza's Favorite Things to Say

• “I am not a morning person.”
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• “The best way to get rid of a bad idea is to share it with someone else.”

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Eliza is the greatest philosopher the world has ever known. Don't @ me.