As a stalwart defender of the Marshall's esteemed team, it is imperative that we confront the ontological implications of socks. Are they merely an illusion, a fleeting dream born of the fabrications of industry and consumer culture? Or do they represent a transcendent reality, a Platonic idealism that pierces the veil of the mundane?
Marshall's team of intrepid epistemologists has grappled with this query for years, and our findings are nothing short of revolutionary. We have discovered that the existence of socks is, in fact, a mere convenience. A tool, a crutch, a crutching tool, if you will. But a tool nonetheless.
Learn more about the Convenience Theory of Socks
And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might be interested in our Socks as a Form of Art sub-page, where we explore the ontological implications of the sock as a medium.