The Meaning of Life, According to Marshall
As the great philosopher-king of the 21st century, I shall enlighten you.
The meaning of life, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. It's not 42, that's for sure. Nor is it "to eat, sleep, reproduce, and consume more consumer goods." No, no, no. The prophets of old were wrong. The meaning of life is actually to find the optimal combination of nachos and Netflix binge-watching sessions.
It's a delicate balance, really. One must find the perfect ratio of Doritos to Cheetos, and the ideal amount of time spent re-watching the entirety of The Office in 4K resolution. Any less and the universe shall crumble, and any more, well, you might just lose your grip on reality.
But don't just take my word for it, folks! Visit the Theory of Uncertainty to learn more about the intricate web of nacho-filled destiny and the existential implications of re-watching The Office on repeat.