Lead Project Manager of the Underwater Basket Weaving Initiative.
Expert in all things unnecessarily complicated.
Known for her ability to turn a simple project into a never-ending nightmare.
Deputy Project Manager of the Department of Redundant Meetings.
Specialized in turning a 1-hour meeting into a 3-hour discussion.
IT Specialist of the Department of Unreliable Wi-Fi.
Master of the art of making the network go from "slow" to "completely dead".