The Art of Binge-Watching: A Zoey Special

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Step 1: Choose Your Show Wisely

Select a series with a minimum of 10 seasons, preferably with a large ensemble cast. The more characters, the more drama, the more excuses for binge-watching.

Step 2: Set Up a Binge-Watching Station

Clear a 24-hour block in your calendar, gather snacks, and silence any pesky family members or roommates. This is not a drill.

Step 3: Binge-Watch with Intensity

Watch episode after episode, ignoring the passing of time, meals, and social interactions. Your only priority is the next plot twist, the next dramatic revelation, or the next character's questionable life choices.