The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination Techniques

By: Zoey

Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you want to stare into the void of productivity and wonder where it all went wrong?

Well, wonder no more! This page is dedicated to the art of Procrastination, a time-honored tradition of doing nothing productive.

Techniques:

• Scrolling for Hours
• Browsing Social Media for Hours
• Playing Video Games for Hours

Each of these techniques has been carefully crafted to ensure that you will never, ever, accomplish anything.

But don't just take my word for it! Click on the links below to read more about each technique, or simply stare at this page for hours and see if you can come up with something new to do.