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Zoey's Masterclass in Procrastination Techniques

By Zoey, Procrastination Guru

Welcome to the most epic guide to doing nothing ever written.

This is where the magic happens, folks! Here are the most effective ways to avoid productivity:

Technique 1: The Art of Extreme Distraction

Bored of the task at hand? No worries! Click here to discover the secret to binge-watching cat videos for 3 hours straight.

Technique 2: The Power of Social Media Overload

Get lost in a sea of tweets and posts! Click here to learn how to spend an entire day scrolling through your feeds.

Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Extreme Gaming