Welcome to Zoey's Procrastination Station, where time is money, and money is spent.
Our most popular tool allows you to travel back in time and do your math homework, watch your favorite childhood TV shows, or simply relive that one day where you ate an entire pizza by yourself.
Learn moreNeed a distraction? Our Random Number Generator spits out a random number between 1 and 100, guaranteed to make you forget about your looming deadlines.
Get a numberWant to avoid actual work altogether? Our Neglect-o-Matic will generate a series of increasingly complex excuses for why you can't do your homework.
Try it nowOr, if all else fails, you can always Extreme Pacing technique.