THE RECIATION RECORD

Official Record of All Things Zoey Has Ever Done

Today's Record:

Spent 4 hours playing with cat hair in the studio.
Consumed 17 gallons of coffee.
Forgot to eat lunch.
Wrote 300 words of terrible poetry.

Notable Achievements:

Set the studio on fire with her 5th failed experiment.
Won 3rd place in the "Most Likely to Forget What They're Doing" talent show.
Accidentally superglued their own shoes to the floor.

Upcoming Events:

Will probably forget to eat breakfast.
Is planning to write 1000 words of even worse poetry.
Has scheduled a meeting with her shrink.

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