Zoey has mastered the art of recitation, but at what cost?
Her friends have all abandoned her due to her incessant, ear-piercing recitation of the entirety of "Hamlet" in iambic pentameter while walking down Main St..
Despite this, she remains committed to her craft, reciting "The Iliad" in ancient Greek every morning while sipping her coffee.
Will she ever find true love, or will her recitation skills drive everyone away forever?
Read on to find out!