Random Ideas
- Build a Rube-Goldberg machine in my backyard
- Create a sentient, disco-dancing robot
- Investigate the aerodynamics of a well-placed pineapple on a stick
Unfinished Projects
- The Inflatable Unicorn Project
- The Automatic Pancake Dispenser
- The Invisibility Cloak 3000
Notes on the Futility of Life
- The meaninglessness of socks in the washing machine
- The inevitability of taxes
- The certainty of impending doom