We're glad you asked, but let's face it prophets and wizards are not exactly known for their coding skills.
ประกBalthazar McSnazz, the greatest prophet of all time, has graciously offered to help with your coding woes, but don't get too excited, he's still trying to figure out how to use his crystal ball.
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