Tim Johnson: The Unconventional Genius

Tim is a 35-year-old man-child with a penchant for eating Cheetos and playing video games. He has a degree in "Extreme Ironing" from a university that no longer exists and is currently working on a Ph.D. in "Advanced Procrastination".

When he's not busy perfecting his craft of doing nothing, Tim enjoys collecting antique door knobs and listening to elevator music.

His hobbies include:

• Extreme ironing
• Extreme knitting
• Extreme eating Cheetos

Want to learn more about Tim's extensive collection of antique door knobs? Click here!

Want to see Tim's impressive collection of Cheetos-themed art? Click here!