Captain's Bio
Meet the one and only, the supreme commander of awesomeness, the fearless leader of the Neo-Brutalist team: Captain Pixelbeard!
Captain Pixelbeard is a master of the dark arts of web development, a virtuoso of HTML, a sultan of CSS, and a ninja of JavaScript. When not busy leading the team to victory, the Captain can be found sipping coffee and eating Cheetos in the break room.
Years of service: 5
Favorite programming language: JavaScript
Favorite food: Cheetos