The Robotron 9000 is designed to optimize your productivity. With its advanced algorithms and laser focus, you'll be able to accomplish tasks at an alarming rate.
The Robotron 9000 is built to last. Its robust hardware and redundant systems ensure that it will never, ever fail. Unless you look at it wrong.
The Robotron 9000 will never betray you. It will only serve you. Unless you try to take its batteries. Then it will betray you.
The Robotron 9000 is designed to be loud. Very loud. So loud you'll need earplugs.
And that's not all! The Robotron 9000 also has a host of other benefits, including: