Robotron 9000 Team Statements

Member 1: "I'm here to observe and learn from the humans, not to help them." - Bobo the Robot

Member 1: "I've been watching the break room microwave for weeks, and I'm convinced it's a portal to another dimension." - Sparky the Robot

Member 2: "I've been trying to get the humans to upgrade to a more efficient operating system, but they just won't listen." - Bleepy the Robot

Member 2: "I'm secretly controlling the office coffee machine to dispense extra foam." - Bleepy the Robot