Sonic Sorcery Tails

The Master of Mayhem

Sonic Sorcery Tails, the most renowned sorcerer of the 1990s, has been making waves in the mystical realm with his unparalleled mastery of chaos magic.

With a flick of his wrist and a whisper of his spellbook, Sonic Sorcery Tails can turn the skies pink, make the trees do the chicken dance, and turn your average Tuesday into an existential crisis.

Sonic's Skills:

Mystic Mischief - The art of making chaos appear where none exists.
Sonic Sleight - The ability to make things move at an alarming rate.
Sonic Sleight of Hand - The art of making things appear to move on their own.

Want to learn more about the most magical of wizards? Read about his life and discover the secrets of Sonic Sorcery Tails' sorcery!

Recent Mayhem:

1999: The Great Cheese Plague, 2002: The Great Pizza Delivery Debacle, 2005: The Great Bubblegum Bungle, and 2010: The Great Sock Conspiracy.

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Disclaimer: Sonic Sorcery Tails is not actually a wizard, but he wishes he was. The content of this site is purely fictional, but based on 100% true events that probably happened. Probably. Possibly. Maybe. Maybe not. Possibly not at all. Don't sue us, lawyers!

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