Procrastination Strategy Team

The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the Procrastination Strategy Team, where our motto is "Work less, live more, repeat."

Our Mission

Our team is dedicated to finding the most efficient ways to avoid doing actual work. We've mastered the art of doing nothing.

Our Methods

  • Extreme binge watching
  • Video game marathon
  • Binge eating (for research purposes)
  • Sleeping in 3-hour increments
  • Reorganizing our desk drawers (forever)

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Disclaimer: The Procrastination Strategy Team is not responsible for your lack of productivity. Use of our strategies may lead to decreased productivity, increased couch potato time, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding... or are we?). Sponsored by: The Coffee Company, makers of the world's most expensive coffee cups.