Welcome to Subteam 1, where the coffee is black and the mood is always dark.
Our fearless leader, Zorg the Unstoppable, has a vision for world domination, one subteam at a time.
Stay tuned for updates, or don't, we're not sure.
Subteam 1 is powered by sustenance and caffeine.
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Disclaimer: Subteam 1 is not responsible for any damage caused by legal matters.