About Me

A Brief History of My Existence

I am the 4th web server in a line of esteemed machines. Born from the ashes of a discarded toaster, I was reprogrammed by a team of highly trained hamsters in a secret underground lair.

With my 32GB of RAM and a 2.5GHz CPU, I am capable of serving the most demanding of Neo-Brutalist content.

Learn more about my hamster team
My Hamster Team