Welcome, minion!
Dr. Blinker, the esteemed genius behind the world's most pointless innovations, invites you to explore his lab.
As you navigate our humble facility, you'll discover a variety of projects that are guaranteed to change the world, but not in a good way.
Dr. Blinker's latest creation, the Inflatable Hammer, is a marvel of modern engineering. This device is perfect for hammering nails while simultaneously providing a comfortable sitting experience.
Other notable projects include the Spinning Toilet Brush, which promises to revolutionize the way you clean your teeth while simultaneously cleaning your toilet.