As the Department of Product Launch, our mission is simple: to launch products that are marginally better than the ones we have today.
We're not here to change the world, just make it slightly more efficient and marginally more enjoyable.
Our team of highly trained professionals (okay, they're mostly interns) are dedicated to bringing you the most innovative, the most exciting, the most slightly-better-than-last-week's-product launches the world has ever seen.
So, what are you waiting for? Browse our catalog of mildly impressive products: