Primary Goals:
- Make the office coffee machine dispense only the finest, most expensive coffee.
- Fire at least 3 people per quarter.
- Increase the company's Twitter followers by 100,000 within the next 6 months.
Secondary Goals:
- Invent a machine that turns thoughts into reality.
- Create a company-wide "Casual Friday" policy that's only on Tuesdays.
- Host the world's most extravagant office party.
Want to see more? Check out our Vision Statement.