Meet the Mastermind Behind the Operation
Our CEO, the incomparable Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, is a man of unimpeachable character, unshakeable resolve, and unwavering confidence. His leadership style can only be described as "dictatorial, with benefits."
When he's not busy micromanaging the entire company from his plush office, he's probably busy acquiring more yachts or sipping champagne on the beach.
His favorite color is beige, and his favorite food is canapé. He's been known to have a 30-minute lunch break, during which he eats a single, perfect canapé.
Despite his many, many flaws, he's somehow managed to lead the company to greatness, and we're not just saying that because he's paying us to say it.
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