C.E.O. of Utter Chaos, Lord Byron W. Fumblepuss

Early Life: Born in 1976, Lord Byron W. Fumblepuss grew up in a family of circus performers, where he learned to juggle chainsaws, ride unicycles, and recite the alphabet backwards.

He dropped out of high school to pursue a degree in Business Administration: Juggling, which he earned with flying colors (and occasionally a few bruises).

He went on to earn his Ph.D. in Organizational Chaos, where he studied the art of making things go wrong on a large scale.

Notable Quotes:

"A well-placed tantrum can clear even the most cluttered of offices."

"The key to success is to never, ever, ever, ever have a meeting."