Team Member 5: Balthazar McSnazz

Our resident genius and chief snazzle-ologist, Balthazar McSnazz, is responsible for all things sparkly and new.

Learn about his illustrious past Discover his current projects

Team Member 5: Balthazar McSnazz's Assistant (a.k.a. The Unremarkable)

The assistant to the genius, Balthazar's right-hand man (or woman), who makes sure the coffee machine works and the stapler is full.

Find out about their secret handshake Read about their favorite snacks

Team Member 5: The Intern (a.k.a. The Unpaid Labor)

The newest member of our team, who is here to do all the tasks that Balthazar doesn't want to do. Or doesn't know how to do. Or doesn't have time to do.

Learn about their struggles with the copier Find out about their favorite meme