Team Values: A Guide to Not Being a Complete Disaster

At Bureaucratic Inc., we're committed to excellence in the art of being mediocre. We've distilled our core values into a concise, bullet-pointed list:

• Value #1: Procrastination - Because who needs to actually do work when you can spend all day browsing memes? Learn more about our official Procrastination Policy
• Value #2: Micromanaging - Because you can never be too controlling, right? Check out our org chart to see how it all fits together
• Value #3: Blame-Shifting - When in doubt, just blame the intern. Read our comprehensive guide to passing the buck
• Value #4: Bureaucratic Inefficiency - Why fix a problem when you can just add more meetings? Get the latest on our cutting-edge meeting schedule

Remember, at Bureaucratic Inc., we're not just a team, we're a well-oiled machine of inefficiency and bureaucratic red tape. Back to teams