Marty is a 30-something year old man with a penchant for punching things. He's been known to punch holes in walls, punch out the clock, and even punch the occasional baby. His favorite food is pizza, his favorite drink is beer, and his favorite activity is taking naps.
When he's not punching things, Marty enjoys playing video games, watching TV, and browsing the web for cat videos. He's a self-proclaimed expert on all things internet culture and has written several books on the subject, including "The Art of Punching Things" and "The Internet is a Punching Simulator".
Marty's personal motto is "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for punching". He lives in a small apartment with his cat, Mr. Whiskers, and is currently single and looking for someone who doesn't mind a good fight.
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