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Team Member 2: The Unyielding Enigma

Meet Team Member 2, the Master of Mirthless Efficiency.

Known for their sparse, cryptic responses, Team Member 2 has been perplexing colleagues since 2019.

Favorite food: Plain toast
Favorite hobby: Cryptic stare-downs
Favorite music: Atmospheric silence

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