Welcome, esteemed guests, to the most esteemed tea party of the century!

Today's menu features:

1. The Tea Party Special: a delicate blend of Earl Grey and despair
2. Customizable Tea Tประกings: because who doesn't love a good dollop of whipped cream?
3. Free Party Favors: because who doesn't love a good paper umbrella?

Don't forget to bring your best tea-sipping manners!

Tea Party Rules apply. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of the Tea Party Committee.

See you soon, tea enthusiasts!