Teacup Confessions

A teapot's tale: "I used to be a regular teapot, but then I had a nervous breakdown and now I just sit here, silently judging you as you drink your tea from my ceramic cousin."

Confession 1:

Today I spilled tea on my shirt and blamed it on my roommate. I mean, someone had to do it.

Subconf 1: I'm not a neat freak, but...

Subconf 2: The tea leaf conspiracy

Confession 2:

I'm secretly a tea snob, and I only drink Earl Grey.

Subconf 3: The tea-snobbery of the elite

A teapot's plea: "Can someone, anyone, please, for the love of all things caffeinated, just refill my water?"