You've seen the saddest of rom-coms, but have you ever tried the advanced techniques of a well-crafted, expertly-crafted, and heart-wrenchingly-deliberate sob-fest?
We'll teach you the art of making tears flow like the tears of a thousand, thousand, thousand rivers.
Cause-and-Effect Sobbery
You've been wronged, you've been wronged so bad, and you just can't seem to get over it.
But have you ever tried the old "It's not you, it's me, it's not you, it's me" trick?
No? Just us.
Read MoreExpertly-Crafted Sob Stories
You know the ones, the ones where the hero loses everything, including the plot, the girl, and the will to live.
We'll show you how to craft a tale so heart-wrenching, so soul-crushingly, so tear-jelly-ingly good.
Read MoreThe Art of the Sob-Inducing Soundtrack
The music of the soul, the symphony of sorrow, the dirge of the damned.
We'll take you through the greatest hits, the saddest songs, the ones that'll make you cry like a baby in the dead of night.
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