Tearful Techniques

Crierous Methods

Welcome to Criery's Crierous Corner, where the art of tears is taken seriously. Here, we'll explore the most effective methods for inducing the perfect tear drop. From Tear Jerks to Eye-Watering Techniques, we've got it all.

Tear Jerks

Tear Jerks are the most popular method for inducing tears in the modern era. They involve the use of Tear Jerk Sauce, a special concoction that's guaranteed to make you cry like a baby.

Eye-Watering Techniques

Eye-Watering Techniques are a more advanced method, requiring a great deal of skill and practice. They involve the use of Eye-Watering Sprays to create the perfect tear drop.

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