Tearful Techniques: A Guide to the Perfectly Imperfect Cry

Chapter 1: Mastering the Sob Session

In this chapter, we cover the fundamental techniques for a successful tearful session, from the classic 'Sorrowful Sigh' to the more advanced 'Blubbering Blitzkrieg'.

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Chapter 2: Advanced Tearful Techniques

In this chapter, we delve into the more complex and nuanced world of advanced tearful techniques, including the 'Tear Jerk' and the 'Sobriety Test'.

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Take the Sobriety Test