It all started with a bug report from a user who didn't understand how to use the app.
We fixed it, but then it came back.
And then it came back with a vengeance.
Our coder, Bob, was on the verge of tears.
But we prevailed, and the bug was finally squashed.
Our team was called into a meeting to discuss the latest project deadline.
But the coffee machine was out of order, and the meeting quickly descended into chaos.
We managed to get back on track, but not before the project was delayed by two weeks.
And the coffee machine was still broken.
Our code reviewer, Alice, took one look at Bob's code and let out a mighty roar.
'What is this?' she cried.
'Is this some kind of joke?'
We explained that it was, in fact, a very serious codebase.
But Alice was not convinced.