Overpriced Teas
Where the rich come to sip and despair
Our teas are crafted with the finest ingredients, harvested under the light of the full moon, and steeped in the tears of the poor. Each sip is a taste sensation that will leave you questioning the value of your life choices.
- Rose Petal of Doom ($1000)
- Bubblegum Blossom Blossom ($500)
- Unicorn Earl Grey ($2000)
Or, if you'd rather not spend your life savings on our exquisite teas, you may also enjoy our:
- Regular Tea ($5)
Don't worry, we have plenty of other overpriced items on offer, including: