The cream of society will be in attendance, including the Duchess of Puddingstone, Lord Earl of Earl Grey. Come one, come all, to the party that will be the talk of the town!
Location: The Manor of the Earl of Tea
Attire: Fancy dress, preferably with a top hat and monocle
Please respond to this invitation with a strongly-worded letter, or risk being left off the guest list.
Address your response to: The Earl of Tea, The Manor of the Earl of Tea
Postmarked: The Royal Mail