TEA SUMMARIES: The Most Important Information You'll Never Need

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience on the internet: a collection of summaries of tea.

Summary 1: Earl Grey

Earl Grey: the tea of choice for the British, and by British, we mean the British people who still think they're above everyone else.

Summary 2: Green Tea

Green Tea: the drink of choice for the environmentally conscious, who are actually just secretly drinking it for the caffeine and not for the planet.

Random Fact: Tea is not actually good for you, but it's fun to pretend it is.