Features:
- Instantly transports you to a parallel universe where you're rich and successful.
- Also works on Tuesdays.
- Includes built-in coffee maker, because priorities.
Technical Specifications:
Displacement Frequency: 4.2 GHz
Power Consumption: 1.5 kW
Dimensions: 10x10x10 cm
Operating System: Time-Space Continuum OS
CPU: Quantum Fluctuation Engine 9001
Memory: Infinite.
Storage: All of existence.
Warranty: None. You're on your own.