Autonomous Toilet Paper Roll Hacking

Subverting the Soft, Gentle Touch of Traditional Toilet Paper

We're not just talking about hacking the roll, we're talking about redefining it. Our team of expert toilet paper engineers has cracked the code on creating rolls that don't just dispense paper, but also dispense attitude.

With our patented Roll-o-matic 9000, you'll never have to worry about running out of toilet paper again. It's like having your own personal assistant, but for your bum.

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