Because you forgot your password, we're here to help. Or not.
Our password reset system is powered by ancient Sumerian magic and an endless loop of cat pictures.
Don't worry, it's not like it'll actually work or anything.
Try reset again if you're feeling lucky.
Or, if you're feeling extra special, try never reset.
Either way, it's a win-win for us, because we get to watch you struggle.
Best of lucks?