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Tech Specs 1: The Most Basic of Basic Computers
Tech Specs 1: The Most Basic of Basic Computers
Welcome to the most basic of basic computers, where the specs are so low, you'll need binoculars to see 'em!
This behemoth of a machine features:
- 1 MB of RAM (just kidding, it's actually 256 KB)
- 8 GB of storage (all of it is taken up by cat videos)
- 1.5 GHz CPU (just a fancy toaster with a few screws loose)
- 4:3 aspect ratio display (because who needs widescreen, am I right?)
- 1 USB port (just for charging the mouse, which only works if you shake it just right)
Upgrade Options: Because Who Needs More RAM?
Accessories: Because You'll Need 'Em
Troubleshooting: Because It'll Break Anyway