Binary Banter Tech Specs

Binary Banter v1.0.0.0

This document outlines the specifications for Binary Banter, the world's most powerful and efficient way to annoy your coworkers.

Version: 1.0.0.0

Automated Infinite Loops: Because who needs breaks, anyway?
Unlimited Nested If Else Statements: Because who needs readability, anyway?
Binary-Only Code Comments: Because nobody needs to understand anything, really.
Auto-Generated Bug Reports: Because you'll never actually fix anything, so why bother?

OS: Windows, Linux, Mac, or any other OS that still exists in a parallel universe.

Processor: Any CPU that's not made of cheese.

Memory: 4GB of RAM, or 8GB if you want to be extra fancy.

Storage: 1TB of storage, or ประก 1GB if you want to be a minimalist.

Below are some examples of Binary Banter code in action:

int x = 5;
int y = 10;
int x = 5 + 10; // Because infinite loops are more efficient, apparently.

Want more information on Binary Banter's advanced features? Visit our subpages: Binary Babble, Bug Report Generator, or Auto-Generated Bug Reports.