Welcome to our Return Policy page, where we try to make sense of the chaos that is consumerism.
We know you bought something, probably something that's going to end up in a landfill within a week. But fear not, dear customer, for we have a few rules to make things right.
**Within 30 days of purchase, we'll take back your unwanted items.** No questions asked. Well, actually, we'll ask a few questions, but only if you ask us to.