Tech Support Scams
Are you tired of paying for actual support?
Welcome to Techno-Bluffs, where our expert "technicians" will confuse you with fake solutions to real problems!
Our team of highly trained, highly unskilled individuals will:
- Call you repeatedly to "remind" you that your issue is "complex"
- Send you fake "diagnostic reports" with random error codes
- Sell you "upgraded" plans with "extra features"
Our Packages:
Choose from one of our three plans:
$50/yr: "The Confuser"
Get 10 minutes of fake support, with a 50% chance of actual solutions
$100/yr: "The Bluffmaster"
Get 20 minutes of fake support, with a 75% chance of actual solutions (just kidding!)
$500/yr: "The Techno-Bluff King"
Get unlimited fake support, with a 99% chance of actual solutions (just kidding again!)
Sign up now and experience the thrill of being scammed!
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