Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 1s and 0s, dude. Now go code.
Q: How do I reset my password?
A: Look for a reset link in your email, or ask a nearby AI.
Q: Why is my internet connection so slow?
A: It's because your neighbor's cat is using up all the bandwidth.
Q: Can you help me set up my router?
A: No, I'm not a professional. But I can give you a strongly worded letter to send to your ISP.
Q: Why does my Wi-Fi signal keep dropping?
A: It's probably your neighbor's cat again. Or maybe you just ate the last of the bagels.
Q: What's the difference between a hard drive and a solid state drive?
A: A hard drive is like a really slow, really loud, really old roommate. A solid state drive is like that roommate, but quieter and less smelly.
Q: Can you help me fix my computer?
A: Sure, just press Ctrl+Alt+Del and hope for the best.
Q: Why does my keyboard keep typing gibberish when I'm trying to type?
A: It's because you're using an old keyboard. Or maybe you're just really creative.