Welcome to Tech Support 1, where the solution to every problem is always the same: Just restart your computer.
Our team of highly trained, highly overworked, and moderately caffeinated support specialists are here to help (not really).
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Disclaimer:
By calling us, you agree that we may or may not help you, but most likely, we will just tell you to restart your computer.
Contact Information:
Phone: 555-555-5555
Email: techsupport@justreboot.com
Hours: Always open, but only for people who have already tried restarting their computer.